<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987</id><updated>2011-04-22T01:34:38.805+01:00</updated><title type='text'>The Escargot Cafe</title><subtitle type='html'>I'm a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess</subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><link rel='next' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default?start-index=101&amp;max-results=100'/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>225</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-108116015898666889</id><published>2004-04-05T11:15:00.000+01:00</published><updated>2004-04-05T11:18:40.810+01:00</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>An even more important announcement!I've decided to start a new blog. Hurrah for that!Soap Disco!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/108116015898666889'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/108116015898666889'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_04_01_archive.html#108116015898666889' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107986918189335730</id><published>2004-03-21T11:39:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-03-21T11:42:08.450Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>An important announcement!I've been thinking for a while, and I've decided that I might stop doing this blog. I don't think it's anything to do with me "losing my pop" (because really, I still have it), but I haven't been into it for a while. It's become more of a chore than something fun to do, and so my posts have gradually become less frequent, and I don't feel like I have anything witty or </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107986918189335730'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107986918189335730'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_archive.html#107986918189335730' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107937054326395344</id><published>2004-03-15T17:09:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-03-15T17:11:24.466Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>24 hours!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107937054326395344'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107937054326395344'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_archive.html#107937054326395344' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107936985978645378</id><published>2004-03-15T16:57:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-03-15T17:00:00.326Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>McAnus is back, and just as shit as everYou may remember Michelle "No surname because it has the word "anus" in it" singing The Meaning Of Love on the final of Pop Idol. You don't? She was wearing that really horrible dress. You remember the dress but not the song? Well, that hardly surprises me. Because it's another ballad, and that's about all there is to it - it's just a really boring song. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107936985978645378'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107936985978645378'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_archive.html#107936985978645378' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107877424222419615</id><published>2004-03-08T19:30:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-03-09T16:33:36.700Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>BREAKING NEWS!Ooh, scrolling marquee. Fancy.Apparently Bryan is leaving Westlife! So hurrah for that.EDIT: Now it's official! Hurrah!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107877424222419615'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107877424222419615'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_archive.html#107877424222419615' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107876648713933901</id><published>2004-03-08T17:21:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-03-08T17:39:34.186Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Ooh!According to the almighty Popjustice, Westlife are having a press conference tomorrow at 1pm. They are *so* splitting up! What else could it be?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107876648713933901'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107876648713933901'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_archive.html#107876648713933901' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107876580742427870</id><published>2004-03-08T17:10:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-03-08T17:13:43.700Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I think I may have lost my pop.Last year, Jessica lost her pop. Earlier this year (or was it last year?), Michael lost his too. Luckily, they both got their pop back again, but I think I might have lost mine now. Well, it's odd - I still like listening to pop, but enthusiasm for writing about it has waned somewhat. You may have noticed that my posting here has become half-arsed and infrequent, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107876580742427870'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107876580742427870'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_archive.html#107876580742427870' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107832989700953726</id><published>2004-03-03T16:04:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-03-03T16:08:52.420Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>You know it makes sense.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107832989700953726'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107832989700953726'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_03_01_archive.html#107832989700953726' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107798504368903366</id><published>2004-02-28T16:17:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-28T16:35:15.263Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Agent Cody Banks vs Suzie Gold2004 is set to be ex-S Clubber-tastic filmswise, with both Hannah and Rachel making appearances in films. First up is Hannah, who's starring as Emily in Agent Cody Banks 2:Destination London, opposite Frankie Muniz out of Malcolm in the Middle. As far as I know, the film seems to be a sort of James Bond for kids deal, and my inner child is actually rather excited </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107798504368903366'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107798504368903366'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107798504368903366' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107798380445332540</id><published>2004-02-28T15:56:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-28T15:58:49.750Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Another dynamic CD:UKWhy does CD:UK feel the need to have "moving" performances? Last week we had Alex Parks being dragged back and forth on a train track, today we witnessed Atomic Kitten spinning on a circular platform. I suppose CD:UK bosses are trying to make the performances more interesting, but if that's the case, they're failing miserably - they just look stupid, because the performers </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107798380445332540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107798380445332540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107798380445332540' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107773313809257684</id><published>2004-02-25T18:18:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-25T18:21:00.280Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>This is SICK. Sick and WRONG.Someone found my blog by searching for "Cheryl Tweedy should die". What a sick and twisted individual! I'm horrified.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107773313809257684'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107773313809257684'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107773313809257684' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107773006027363240</id><published>2004-02-25T17:27:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-25T17:33:30.296Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Where's the (Hanson) love?Surprisingly enough, it's right here. When Hanson released MMMBop, I was a huge fan. How could I not be? Middle Of Nowhere was a brilliant album, and MMMBop itself was nothing short of a masterpiece. I loved Snowed In too; I play it every Christmas.But then Hanson disappeared, and I barely thought of them again. I occassionally revisited Middle Of Nowhere and </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107773006027363240'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107773006027363240'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107773006027363240' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107764447472244433</id><published>2004-02-24T17:41:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-24T17:43:15.670Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Oops!I just realised I still had Peter Andre on my Z List from before I decided he was rather ace. He's been replaced by the definitely unmighty Samnmark, so that's alright then.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107764447472244433'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107764447472244433'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107764447472244433' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107720918269435549</id><published>2004-02-19T16:46:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-19T16:48:18.560Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>How exciting!!Yes, your eyes do not deceive you - this post is about something so exciting it deserves two exclamation marks.I have just received an e-mail from Girls Aloud (although, obviously not from the Girls themselves) and they say two things:1. The second album is coming along very well AND the almighty Brian Higgins is working on it!2. They're planning on doing some gigs soon!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107720918269435549'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107720918269435549'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107720918269435549' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107720395379576672</id><published>2004-02-19T15:19:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-19T16:26:51.216Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Is this the worst album ever to be released?Well, frankly I will never know, because I don't plan on ever listening to it, unless I really want to confirm my suspicions. But it probably is. Out of fourteen songs, fourteen songs are ballads. Fourteen! So it's probably like Westlife, but sung by one fat lady rather than five not-very-slim men, but even worse. Cathy Dennis has written some </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107720395379576672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107720395379576672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107720395379576672' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107711657373907067</id><published>2004-02-18T15:02:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-18T15:04:48.950Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The BritsThings that were good: nothingThings that were bad: everythingSo, that's the Brits over for another year. Hurrah.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107711657373907067'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107711657373907067'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107711657373907067' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107703306524836118</id><published>2004-02-17T15:51:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-17T15:52:59.623Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>So, it's the Brits tonight.This should be such a huge exciting event, but because most of the nominations are complete crap, it won't be. There aren't even any interesting performances to look forward to!The only category I care about is Best Male. I would love for Will Young to win this, but Bedingfool is going to give him a run for his money, I know. The voting will have been very close </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107703306524836118'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107703306524836118'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107703306524836118' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107703069672836372</id><published>2004-02-17T15:11:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-17T15:13:30.890Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Why is no-one buying Cry?People are stupid. FACT. They go out and buy Who's David, which doesn't even have a question mark, and they don't go out and buy Cry by the lovely Alex. The result of this is that Busted are at no.1 in the midweeks (quelle surprise) and Alex is at the very disappointing no.11.So go and buy Cry, now! It only costs £1.99, and you get an ace new song.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107703069672836372'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107703069672836372'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107703069672836372' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107686478537490596</id><published>2004-02-15T17:06:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-15T17:08:17.653Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Attention!Buy Cry tomorrow! I suggest you go for the "mini" CD because it's cheaper and has a new b-side. Because if you don't buy Cry, Busted will be no.1, and we all know how much of a tragedy that will be. It would be nice if there was a decent no.1 this year, because so far, there haven't been any.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107686478537490596'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107686478537490596'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107686478537490596' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107685536842768125</id><published>2004-02-15T14:29:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-15T14:31:20.263Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I don't *heart* Samnmark.For a start, when you merge their names, you get an unpronouncable mess, unlike Samneric (from Lord of the Flies) or Handclaire. So that's a bit shit. Secondly - they're bloody everywhere! They're doing what Gareth did after Pop Idol - appearing on every single TV programme in Britain as many times as they can, in order to maximise their profiles. All this succeeds in </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107685536842768125'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107685536842768125'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107685536842768125' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107678326511613454</id><published>2004-02-14T18:27:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-14T18:29:36.123Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Who has stolen my taste? I want it back!You may remember that I while ago I posted my disappointment about the fact that Peter Andre getting a record deal off the back of I'm a "Celebrity" - GMOOH! was inevitable. Like the fickle teenage girl I am, I have now decided that Peter Andre is rather good. Mysterious Girl is ace! And I've just downloaded Flava too, which I'd forgotten about until it </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107678326511613454'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107678326511613454'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107678326511613454' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107677837214607540</id><published>2004-02-14T17:06:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-14T17:08:03.390Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Best. Video. Ever!This is a picture from Will Young's video for Your Game.It's the acest video in the whole world, ever. It really is! It starts off with Will singing in a theatre and doing the hilarious thing where you fling the microphone stand to the side (does that make sense? I know what I mean anyway!). Then the curtain lifts up, and a huge gospel choir is singing the chorus. At this </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107677837214607540'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107677837214607540'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107677837214607540' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107652223005047264</id><published>2004-02-11T17:57:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-11T17:58:58.593Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Crimety!Tons of people are finding my blog after searching for the lyrics to Insania by Peter Andre. I have to say, they're not exactly the most difficult lyrics to remember! They go something like this:Do do do do doDo do do do doDo do do do doThis is insaniaYes, I know I don't have the lyrics to the verses, but when you've got that chorus running through your head, who needs 'em?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107652223005047264'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107652223005047264'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107652223005047264' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107624619224275673</id><published>2004-02-08T13:16:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-08T13:18:17.153Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Oooh, look!I've changed my sidebar a bit. How nice.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107624619224275673'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107624619224275673'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107624619224275673' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107624382514450636</id><published>2004-02-08T12:37:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-08T12:40:48.246Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I am rather worried.This is the Blazin' Squad. They're rubbish, aren't they? That's what all normal people with anything resembling taste think.But I've decided that I actually quite like them, because they are really rubbish. Sort of like how I liked Mark in Pop Idol because he was rubbish. I mean, they're all idiots, but in a hilarious way rather than an annoying way. But some of their </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107624382514450636'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107624382514450636'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107624382514450636' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107624115570599359</id><published>2004-02-08T11:52:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-08T12:44:20.233Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>You're just a hairy child.Please, let us all take a moment to reflect on the genius of Simon Amstell. Thank you.(If you were stupid enough to miss Popworld this morning, you've just missed one of the finest televisual treats of the year).</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107624115570599359'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107624115570599359'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107624115570599359' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107616145211118367</id><published>2004-02-07T13:44:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-07T13:47:23.483Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Scissor Sisters - officially ace!Their album arrived this morning and I love it! On first listen I was a bit unsure, but that's only because for the first listen I'm too busy reading the lyrics to really get into the music. But then I listened again and it rules! My favourite is Music Is The Victim because it's just so fun and is the sort of thing that you can't not dance and sing along to. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107616145211118367'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107616145211118367'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107616145211118367' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107615865304224897</id><published>2004-02-07T12:57:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-07T13:15:27.700Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I *heart* Snow Patrol!Their single, Run, is very boring and Coldplay-ish, so I was all prepared to not like them very much at all, but I hadn't counted on them covering Crazy In Love by Beyoncé! Mr PJ has linked to it on his homepage, and it really is extraordinary! I'm utterly bored of the Beyoncé version (overkill will do that to a song) but this verson has reminded me why it's such an ace </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107615865304224897'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107615865304224897'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107615865304224897' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107592451599406455</id><published>2004-02-04T19:55:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-04T19:56:56.576Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Where does Britney go from here?Toxic is arguably Britney's greatest song since the almighty ...Baby One More Time and hopefuly people will realise this and buy it in their droves. But what next?I've had the album for a few weeks and I just can't get into it. Now, this may just be me, but I don't think it's anywhere near as good as Britney, which was fantastic and had lots of potential </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107592451599406455'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107592451599406455'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107592451599406455' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107592395062571982</id><published>2004-02-04T19:45:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-04T19:49:23.890Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I have succumbed to the hype!The Scissor Sisters' album is currently winging its way towards me, for I have just ordered it off Amazon. I downloaded three songs off it, but annoyingly they're loops. Still, Music Is The Victim sounds fucking ace  - "I left my heart in San Francisco.... blah blah blah mother fucking disco"!I hope it's as good as the ace sleeve suggests.Hopefully my </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107592395062571982'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107592395062571982'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107592395062571982' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107575581432272956</id><published>2004-02-02T21:03:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-02T21:06:05.013Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Peter Andre: can a comeback be avoided?We all know that Peter Andre entered I'm A "Celebrity" - GMOOH! with one aim in mind*, and that was to get a record deal. But can this be avoided? Anyone with the intelligence levels of a gnat (and upwards, of course) knows that no-one will like him, and he will fail miserably. Yet something tells me that some stupid record company will think that it might</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107575581432272956'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107575581432272956'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107575581432272956' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107574372020319398</id><published>2004-02-02T17:42:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-02-02T17:43:38.856Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Janet makes a right tit of herself (Animation stolen from someone who stole it off Popbitch)Yes, you've all heard the story, I won't bother reporting it. I will say that I think the stunt itself was very, very lame (what people will do for publicity...), but the way they've been apologising is hilarious. "Wardrobe malfunction" indeed! What, did Justin not realise that when he ripped off the</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107574372020319398'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107574372020319398'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_02_01_archive.html#107574372020319398' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107556492911145889</id><published>2004-01-31T16:02:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-31T16:16:14.233Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Meet the ugliest girl band since Atomic Kitten!"Hello! We are Pure T's. You can find out more about us on our website, but you probably don't want to, because we're really ugly and shit. We can't sing either, and our songs are awful. Oh, and did we mention we're really ugly? Please buy our records - we would like to be able to afford to shop in New Look rather than MK One."</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107556492911145889'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107556492911145889'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107556492911145889' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107556221943892714</id><published>2004-01-31T15:16:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-31T15:18:36.403Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Noooooooooooooooooooo!The Girls Aloud Crap FringeTM is multiplying! Even worse - it's taken over Nadine and the lovely Cheryl! Just take a look: This is terrible, terrible news. Nadine had recently been promoted to my second favouritemember of The Aloud; now, Nicola may have to overtake her again. But Cheryl's always been my favourite, and although she doesn't look bad with a fringe, she </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107556221943892714'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107556221943892714'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107556221943892714' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107555989092034942</id><published>2004-01-31T14:38:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-31T14:43:37.420Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Atomic Shitten are splitten!Today* is a day for rejoicing, for the awful Atomic KShitten have announced that after their tour, they will be splitting up."But they're only taking a year out!" cry the fans. "They'll be back!"Pfffft. Year out my arse! They're touring, then releasing a "greatest" hits, then pursuing solo projects. In other words: the Kittens are no more! Hurrah for that - I </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107555989092034942'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107555989092034942'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107555989092034942' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107532421024749006</id><published>2004-01-28T21:10:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-28T21:13:28.263Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Top 3 b-sidesI'm really sorry for abandoning my blog somewhat, but I blame pop for being so dull at the moment. So there. Anyway, here is a post about b-sides, because some are ace, but all are criminally overlooked.1. Cry - Will YoungI think I actually prefer this to Leave Right Now. There's this little drum roll bit in it which sends shivers down my spine, it completely makes the song. The</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107532421024749006'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107532421024749006'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107532421024749006' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107496249412821592</id><published>2004-01-24T16:41:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-24T16:45:15.250Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>McFlySeeing as the rest of pop seems to be stagnating somewhat (why the fuck is Michelle still no.1?), I may as well talk about the band commonly known as Busted Juniors.I have to say, 5 Colours In Her Hair isn't bad! And it doesn't really sound that much like Busted either, which is obviously a good thing. One part of the song (I forget which, which is helpful of me) reminds me of a Green </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107496249412821592'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107496249412821592'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107496249412821592' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107471405333114573</id><published>2004-01-21T19:40:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-21T19:42:20.106Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>She don't need no special Phixx to anaethetise her.So, Sarah Harding and Mikey... the one from Phixx have split up. I don't especially care, I just wanted to use that headline.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107471405333114573'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107471405333114573'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107471405333114573' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107443867760103570</id><published>2004-01-18T15:11:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-18T15:12:41.700Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Hurrah for Alex!Unlike some popstars who are rubbish gays *cough*Will*cough*, Alex isn't! In her new video for Cry, there's a girl, with meaningful camra shots and wistful looks! And of course in Over Conscious she actually sings about a girl, which is ace.Will Will ever stop being a rubbish gay? I know he doesn't sing about girls in Friday's Child, but that's still very different to actually</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107443867760103570'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107443867760103570'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107443867760103570' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107436233615713898</id><published>2004-01-17T17:58:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-17T18:00:19.513Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Forthcoming releases!I know that while I've been finding my feet with my LJ I've sort of abandoned my blog a bit, so here is a nice long post to make up for it, in which I review forthcoming singles. Hurrah!Alex Parks - CryThough this isn't the song I would've chosen as her next single (I think Dirty Pretty Words would have been a better choice), I do still like this song a lot. It starts </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107436233615713898'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107436233615713898'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107436233615713898' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107435699392907652</id><published>2004-01-17T16:29:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-17T16:53:24.530Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Rachel Stevens doesn't want a career any more.Her next single is going to be Breathe in, Breathe Out - aka the worst song the whole album. Why, why, why? It makes no sense! She really should've released Silk, whose mightiness knows no bounds. Or, alternaively, Fools would've been a good single - it's very catchy and poppy and would probably be fairly well received. But no, BIBO it is, and into </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107435699392907652'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107435699392907652'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107435699392907652' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107393774953367280</id><published>2004-01-12T20:02:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-12T20:08:10.950Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The Brits: What load of fucking shit!Everything about the Brits is so very wrong. For example, Will hasn't been nominated for Best Single or Best Album, Busted have been nominated for three awards, Best Pop is no longer just British, the Black Arse Peas have been nominated for several, Bedingfool is up for Best Album despite it not being originally released last year, Will isn't going to be </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107393774953367280'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107393774953367280'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107393774953367280' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107382788582403334</id><published>2004-01-11T13:31:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-11T13:33:58.700Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Just in case anyone cares...I now have a boring LiveJournal: Botherd!I'm not entirely sure why I'm telling you, because it's really, really boring and crap, but there you go.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107382788582403334'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107382788582403334'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107382788582403334' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107382682210184991</id><published>2004-01-11T13:13:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-11T13:20:43.966Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Why is nothing happening in pop?Well, obviously because it's January, and no-one releases anything decent in January, because they released it all before Christmas. Still, the point is: pop is so boring right now (give or take a few Las Vegas weddings). Hopefully the state of pop will soon pick up again. It was pretty damn ace in 2003, and I'm not sure if it will be as good this year. There's</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107382682210184991'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107382682210184991'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107382682210184991' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107382110138502154</id><published>2004-01-11T11:38:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-11T11:39:38.043Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I am inappropriately gleeful! Very sad news.Hurrah! Let's hope that this time it's for good. What a shame.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107382110138502154'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107382110138502154'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107382110138502154' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107374446177586637</id><published>2004-01-10T14:21:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-10T14:22:14.340Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>... and Emma emerges as the mightiest Spice of them all!Now, anyone with half a brain could tell that Maybe was one of the best pop songs of last year, but I at least expected that it would be a one off. Luckily, it wasn't - her new single, I'll Be There is just as ace! The video rules too - it's all black and white and French. But!Far more exciting than that is the fact that the Spice </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107374446177586637'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107374446177586637'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107374446177586637' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107350675446207507</id><published>2004-01-07T20:19:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-07T20:20:27.763Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>HA!Apparently Michelle McManus is going to sell, ooh, about a million less copies of her debut single than Will did. And apparently only Glaswegians are buying them.I repeat: HA!I believe the Dumper is calling...(Oh, and just for the record: I don't dislike Michelle because she's fat, I dislike Michlle because she's shit.)</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107350675446207507'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107350675446207507'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107350675446207507' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107350637496354903</id><published>2004-01-07T20:12:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-07T20:14:08.340Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Hurrah!The lovely Jessica is now officially the acest person in the whole world, because she's informed me (and, well, everyone else who reads her ace blog) that Maroon 5 are touring. And I'm going to see them! In Birmingham! On the 16th of March!This is the acest thing ever.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107350637496354903'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107350637496354903'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107350637496354903' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107315528703583220</id><published>2004-01-03T18:41:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-03T18:45:23.543Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Woo!You may remember that a while ago, upon first hearing You Freak Me Out by the mighty Aloud, I declared it "a little underwhelming". I have since then downloaded You Freak Me Out, and after many, many listens I now declare it to be ace in the extreme! It's not as "edgy"* as No Good Advice or Sound of the Underground, it's more like Some Kind Of Miracle, and it's definitely a grower. Go on, </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107315528703583220'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107315528703583220'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107315528703583220' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107314117234406185</id><published>2004-01-03T14:46:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-03T14:49:29.983Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Oh. My. GOD!*explodes*</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107314117234406185'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107314117234406185'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107314117234406185' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107297438893722989</id><published>2004-01-01T16:26:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-01T16:30:06.093Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>So, Happy New Year.It's 2004. Woo. I think we should all reflect on last year though, as it was rather ace.2003: An overviewBest album: Songs About Jane by Maroon 5 (Honourable mention: Friday's Child by Will Young)Best song title: It's Your Duty (To Shake That Booty) by LeneMost exciting comeback: Will YoungLeast exciting comeback: DidoLamest song with an anti-war sentiment: Stand Up </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107297438893722989'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107297438893722989'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107297438893722989' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107297167325483921</id><published>2004-01-01T15:41:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-03T17:26:47.466Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I have an exclusive! An exclusive, I tell you!Well, it may not be an actual exclusive, but I have the results of World Idol before many other places! How exciting! Kurt, the ugly one from Norway, won. Will came 5th. Kelly was 2nd. I'm really not botherd by the result at all - Will didn't need to win World Idol to be successful, and Kurt won't be helped at all by winning, so what does it </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107297167325483921'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107297167325483921'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2004_01_01_archive.html#107297167325483921' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107270893138581884</id><published>2003-12-29T14:42:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-29T14:47:04.810Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Oh dear Lord.On January 5th, the unfortunately-surnamed Mihelle McManus begins her journey into the Dumper. Only time will tell how long the journey will be, but anyone with any sense will know that it won't be very long.I suggest we make it a short journey, for everyone's sake. It'll mean that it'll all be over quickly for Michelle and she can get on with her life, and it means we won't </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107270893138581884'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107270893138581884'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107270893138581884' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107270739204750332</id><published>2003-12-29T14:16:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-29T14:28:52.950Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>No, I haven't forgotten!I'm going to finish off my list and tell you all my top 3 singles of 2003 - how exciting! But first I'd like to point out that I've decided that no.5 should actually be Too Lost In You by the Sugababes rather than Hole In The Head, because it's actually far superior.Anyway, let's get on with it.3. Sweet Dreams My LA Ex - Rachel StevensI was a little unsure of this </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107270739204750332'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107270739204750332'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107270739204750332' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107254807927186388</id><published>2003-12-27T18:01:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-27T18:32:12.936Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The competition to find the best singer in the world.Yes, I'm going to talk about World Idol. Bet you didn't see that coming, did you?Overall, the show was quite entertaining, but there was only one of them that I would say had the potential to become a superstar, and that's just because I've heard Friday's Child. Let's go through all the contestants then!Germany - AlexanderI was glad he </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107254807927186388'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107254807927186388'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107254807927186388' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107254623510252877</id><published>2003-12-27T17:30:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-27T17:31:37.233Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>So that was Christmas.I hope you had fun, because I didn't. Well, I did a little bit, but not as much as I could have done. My presents were a bit shit (although I did get lots and lots of money off my nan, which was nice) so that was a bit disappointing.So, because I'm nice, in case your Christmas was a bit rubbish too, here's a picture of Rachel Stevens not wearing very much. Jesus, anyone </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107254623510252877'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107254623510252877'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107254623510252877' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107218188155378105</id><published>2003-12-23T12:18:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-23T12:18:59.716Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>All that is left now to say is...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107218188155378105'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107218188155378105'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107218188155378105' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107218090040242274</id><published>2003-12-23T12:01:00.000Z</published><updated>2004-01-03T17:31:20.450Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>One film to rule them all.I went to see Lord of the Rings: Return of the King yesterday and what can I say? Best. Film. Ever.Now, at this point you might be wondering where the rest of my post is. I've written it in blue, because it contains heavy spoilers for Return of the King, meaning that if you've already seen the film or if you really don't mind knowing lots of huge plot points, you can</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107218090040242274'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107218090040242274'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107218090040242274' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107204315942639159</id><published>2003-12-21T21:45:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-21T21:50:19.983Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The voting public screw up once again.So, Michelle "fat" McManus is our Pop Idol. Great. Just bloody fantastic. How on earth did this happen? She's the worst pop idol ever - but luckily, she won't last very long, so we can all laugh at her when she starts to fail, and remind her of that hideous outfit she wore last night. (Seriously, who picked that out?)However, all joking and </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107204315942639159'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107204315942639159'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107204315942639159' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107204228266399228</id><published>2003-12-21T21:31:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-21T21:34:33.746Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>It's a very very mad world!To my complete astonishment, Gary Jules is this year's Christmas no.1! I'm so pleased; it's the best song that's been released this week and completely deserves it - and what's more, it beat The Darkness - hurrah!I'm at a loss for what to say though - I thought that The Darkness would be no.1 (they were in the midweeks) so I planned out a huge post about "What </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107204228266399228'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107204228266399228'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107204228266399228' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107192145732368192</id><published>2003-12-20T11:57:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-20T12:07:35.123Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Top singles again - no. 6-4!6. Fool No More - S Club 8This was the song that made me realise that actually S Club 8 were worthy of carrying on the noble S Club name because it is, as Mr PJ once said, the best song to come out of the S Club franchise since Don't Stop Movin'. It also features lots of fluorescent clothing in the video, which has to be a good thing. Fool No More is the song that </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107192145732368192'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107192145732368192'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107192145732368192' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107191863389431202</id><published>2003-12-20T11:10:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-20T11:12:47.950Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>OMG OMG yay!!1Will's next single is going to be Your Game! Hurrah! This is fantabulous news, as it's my absolute favourite song off the album and will be a perfect single. Yay! </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107191863389431202'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107191863389431202'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107191863389431202' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107169439521449151</id><published>2003-12-17T20:53:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-17T20:54:08.090Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>It's time to get patriotic!In other news - Mark for Pop Idol! Seriously, vote for him! He must win.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107169439521449151'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107169439521449151'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107169439521449151' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107151234579051108</id><published>2003-12-15T18:19:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-15T18:22:03.560Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>More of my top singles - hurrah for that!9. Innocent Eyes - Delta GoodremI'd never been especially taken with Delta Goodrem, but then she released Innocent Eyes and I started to like her rather a lot. The song is so acely dramatic, with a suitably dramatic video to accompany it. 8. Mad World - Gary JulesIf there was justice in pop, then this song would be the Christmas no.1. As there isn't,</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107151234579051108'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107151234579051108'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107151234579051108' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107140770498901363</id><published>2003-12-14T13:15:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-14T13:21:19.700Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Top Singles of 2033 - 12-1012. Move your Feet - Junior SeniorSuch an fun song! It's so catchy and great to dance and sing along to - fabulous stuff! I actually got a bit sick of it when it was released, because it was so overplayed, but I am now re-discovering my love for it. It's just one of those songs that you can't help but love, it really puts a huge smile on your face.11. Sundown - S </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107140770498901363'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107140770498901363'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107140770498901363' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107140082865138212</id><published>2003-12-14T11:20:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-14T11:21:17.826Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!Mark and Michelle are in the Pop Idol Final! Mark and Michelle! I can't believe it, I really can't. It's insane. Mark and Michelle! If someone had told me in the first Final 12 week that they would be in the final, I would not have believed them. So anyway, it looks like you all listened to me on the subject of Pop Idol and went out and voted for Mark. Thank you for that. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107140082865138212'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107140082865138212'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107140082865138212' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107133463560074199</id><published>2003-12-13T16:57:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-13T16:59:22.950Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>You can't prolong the inevitableI'm going to do a list of my Top 15 songs from 2003. How original of me! And I'm going to do it in installments, to keep you all excited and stuff. So, here's numbers 15-13...15. Cry Me A River - Justin TimberlakeI don't like Justin Timberlake very much - he is extremely overrated, and Justified was not a very good album. However, I can't deny that Cry Me A </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107133463560074199'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107133463560074199'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107133463560074199' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107133007793845611</id><published>2003-12-13T15:41:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-13T15:42:06.013Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Dear Santa...Can I have a Cheryl fairy in my stocking this Christmas please? I've been a very good girl...</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107133007793845611'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107133007793845611'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107133007793845611' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107132566696604550</id><published>2003-12-13T14:27:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-13T14:33:04.263Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>The Escargot Cafe says: VOTE MARK!Tonight it's the penultimate show of Pop Idol, and here at the Escargot Cafe Towers, we're getting rather excited! There are but three contestants left: Michelle, Sam and Mark.If Michelle wins, it would be a fucking disaster. She's just so terrible in every single way! I really can't stand her voice - she gets (most of) the notes in the right places, but </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107132566696604550'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107132566696604550'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107132566696604550' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107132326013286754</id><published>2003-12-13T13:47:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-13T13:53:25.356Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Woo!Girls Aloud performed their new single You Freak Me Out on CD:UK today, but I have to say, apart from the "Woo!"s, it was a little underwhelming. It was a bit like Some Kind Of Miracle, but not as good - it didn't have the excitement and aceness of No Good Advice or Sound of the Underground. Saying that though, they have once again come up trumps in the dance routine department - it was </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107132326013286754'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107132326013286754'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107132326013286754' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107124328560649044</id><published>2003-12-12T15:34:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-12T15:35:32.903Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Ah, that's better.It shouldn't hurt your eyes anymore!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107124328560649044'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107124328560649044'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107124328560649044' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107108762955802147</id><published>2003-12-10T20:20:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-10T20:21:15.123Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Christmas at the Escargot Cafe!You may have noticed that I've decided to do a bit of festive re-decorating, in an attempt to get into the spirit of Christmas. I can't decide whether or not I like it though - I think it's a bit too green. Why couldn't the traditional Christmas colours be a bit nicer?  </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107108762955802147'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107108762955802147'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107108762955802147' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107098619884442575</id><published>2003-12-09T16:09:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-09T16:18:19.030Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Unaceness abounds.Today is a very sad day indeed. The lovely Ms Stevens is at the absolutely terrible, shocking and undeserved position of number 23 in the midweeks charts. How has this happened?Funky Dory is an ace song. OK, it's not as ace as Sweet Dream My LA Ex was, but it's a good pop song. But even I, a huge fan of Rachel, admit that the album was, well,  a bit rubbish. There were some </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107098619884442575'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107098619884442575'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107098619884442575' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107092040335692405</id><published>2003-12-08T21:53:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-08T21:54:06.576Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>My blog template is annoying me.Why does it keep stopping when my sidebar stops? It's really, really pissing me off and if someone can help me I will be ever so grateful! Please?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107092040335692405'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107092040335692405'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107092040335692405' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107091549669020831</id><published>2003-12-08T20:31:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-08T20:32:20.140Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Hurrah!I really should have posted this yesterday. ANYWAY.... Will is at no.1 in the singles and the album charts! How ace! What's even more ace is that Friday's Child sold 202,000 copies in the first week, which is even more than From Now On sold - quite an achievement, I think you'll agree, and one that's definitely deserved. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107091549669020831'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107091549669020831'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107091549669020831' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107090569130920471</id><published>2003-12-08T17:48:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-08T17:50:36.343Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Guess what I did today?I went out and purchased Funky Dory by the very lovely Rachel Stevens - hurrah! And it is ace indeed, so I suggest you all go out and buy it too. You didn't bother to vote for her in Record of the Year, so buying Funky Dory should make up for that.It includes the Funky Dory video, which includes quiffs and leather and is much with the aceness! And the cover is so pretty</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107090569130920471'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107090569130920471'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107090569130920471' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107090491419031255</id><published>2003-12-08T17:35:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-08T17:35:57.483Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>So, Chris has been kicked out of Pop Idol.Who cares?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107090491419031255'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107090491419031255'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107090491419031255' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107073226828753499</id><published>2003-12-06T17:37:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-06T17:38:29.576Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>An important announcement!Now, I know you were all planning on spending your Saturday evening ringing up to vote for the lovely Susanne on Pop Idol, but due to the travesty that was her being voted out, you can no longer do that. You could transfer your vote to one of the other contestants, but what's the point? They're all rubbish and boring and crap.* However, there is an alternative - </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107073226828753499'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107073226828753499'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107073226828753499' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107073174087020525</id><published>2003-12-06T17:29:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-06T17:29:42.263Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>How worrying.I *heart* the new Victoria Beckham video. No, not the crap one for This Groove in which she writhes a lot, the ace one for Let Your Head Go! Seriously, it's a masterpiece - she goes crazy in her bed! She rips clothes of a rail! She tries to hide from the press (or something)! She watches a TV programme of a bird that has her face!The song itself is not terribly brilliant though. </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107073174087020525'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107073174087020525'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107073174087020525' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107037021042476479</id><published>2003-12-02T13:03:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-02T13:18:53.780Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Hurrah! I now own the best album to be released this year!Yes, Amazon finally got their act together and sent me my copy of Friday's Child! Everything about the album is perfect, from the songs, to Will's voice, to the sleeve artwork. In his thank yous he says "How to thank my fans is always a difficult thing without sounding clichéd but your loyalty is unfaltering and I hope this was worth the</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107037021042476479'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107037021042476479'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107037021042476479' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107028659577072944</id><published>2003-12-01T13:49:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-12-01T13:50:31.826Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I am VERY ANNOYED!!!!Fucking Amazon didn't fucking send me my fucking Will CD! Fucking hell! I want it now!!! *stabs Amazon with a big pointy stick* And of course I can't just go out and buy it today from HMV and send back my Amazon one because there's no fucking money in my bank account because it's all been spent on my fucking Will CD from Amazon! *grinds Amazon into a fine dust with a comedy</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107028659577072944'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107028659577072944'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_12_01_archive.html#107028659577072944' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107021867123604035</id><published>2003-11-30T18:57:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-30T18:59:20.343Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Shane's WILL'S our man!He's only gone and bloody got to no.1!! Despite all the problems with re-stocking the shops, he still managed to get to no.1! I was completely convinced that he wouldn't, so needless to say, I am a very happy bunny right now. I even danced madly around my room to Shane Richie, I was so happy. Will is officially my favourite popstar in the whole wide world.All that is </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107021867123604035'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107021867123604035'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#107021867123604035' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107019407152571962</id><published>2003-11-30T12:07:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-30T12:09:23.936Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>An important reminder.In case you'd forgotten, Will Young's new album, Friday's Child, is out tomorrow. That's Monday 1st December, people.See, even the album cover's ace.You must buy this CD! It's going to be the acest thing in the whole world, ever.You can buy it from Amazon here.You can buy it from HMV here.You can buy it from CD-wow here.Alternatively, you can be old-fashioned</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107019407152571962'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107019407152571962'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#107019407152571962' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107019239327228979</id><published>2003-11-30T11:39:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-30T12:10:53.890Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I've cried a river over you...Lovely Susanne has been voted off Pop Idol! What a fucking travesty! And especially when she was so good last night. *sob* I can't believe the final four is so amazingly dire! First up we have Chris, who I used to quite like, but he irritates me a bit now, and he seems to be getting gradually worse at singing. And then we have revolting Michelle, with the </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107019239327228979'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107019239327228979'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#107019239327228979' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107019105389306413</id><published>2003-11-30T11:17:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-30T11:18:29.466Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Well, I have new comment boxes...Hopefully Haloscan won't be evil and tell me that I need to pay. But I've lost all my old comments... I feel vaguely sad about that. You'll have to make sure you post lots of comments now to make up for it!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107019105389306413'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107019105389306413'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#107019105389306413' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-107019006416186175</id><published>2003-11-30T11:01:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-30T11:01:39.793Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Oh arse!My comment boxes aren't working. I shall have to find a new account somewhere else because I am far too skint to upgrade my Squawkbox one.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107019006416186175'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/107019006416186175'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#107019006416186175' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-106988306415968781</id><published>2003-11-26T21:44:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-26T21:44:55.640Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>A plea.Is there any way that I can become really good at French listening exams by tomorrow? Any illegal drugs I can take that will stimulate my mind and make me fluent in a foreign language? Maybe hypnosis would work? Come on people, help me out here!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106988306415968781'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106988306415968781'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106988306415968781' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-106987037209822030</id><published>2003-11-26T18:12:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-26T18:13:23.936Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I changed the Thought For The Week again!It's so random that even Sam might not know where it's from. Hurrah for randomness!In another news, lovely Susanne is rumoured to be singing Cry Me A River on Pop Idol next week (presumably not the Justin Timberlake song). Is this a good thing or not?</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106987037209822030'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106987037209822030'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106987037209822030' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-106986838655773389</id><published>2003-11-26T17:39:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-26T17:42:44.996Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>I was very naughty today.I discovered that Will Young's new album, Friday's Child, is available for download on websites that I won't mention. And, in a moment of weakness, I downloaded some of it. But only one song! So I wasn't as weak as I could have been. I decided that downloading Love The One You're With wasn't really cheating, because it's a cover, and so I already knew how it went, and </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106986838655773389'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106986838655773389'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106986838655773389' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-106977920573197045</id><published>2003-11-25T16:53:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-25T16:55:55.530Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Lines! Pink Lines!I'm trying to brighten up the layout of my blog (yes, I know I should be revising for my mocks!), so I've added some funky pink lines to the sidebar. Hurrah! But I might decide they look crap soon, so they may not stay there forever.Also!Will is no.1 in the midweeks - hurrah! And Alex's album is at no.4, which is pretty damn good too. Again, hurrah!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106977920573197045'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106977920573197045'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106977920573197045' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-106942891532587569</id><published>2003-11-21T15:35:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-21T15:35:41.826Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Ooh! Exciting news!From the complete lack of reviews, it seems that not many people were particularly interested in my fanfic, but still, I have fanfic news for you all! I was struck by sudden inspiration, and have decided to write Part II of In The Dark! Wow! Excitement!Anyway, please please please review it if you've read it, it would mean a lot to me! It really would - I'm sad like that.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106942891532587569'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106942891532587569'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106942891532587569' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-106910410992282006</id><published>2003-11-17T21:21:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-17T21:22:12.796Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>... and it's here!It's taken me a long time, but I've finally typed up my second fanfic. Hurrah! Please, please review it, I will be eternally grateful. Anyway, without further ado, I give you...In The DarkMy mocks are coming up very soon, so I'm going to be too busy revising to update my blog in the next few weeks, so I expect to return fresh from exams to lots of comments and emails about</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106910410992282006'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106910410992282006'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106910410992282006' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-106901574613521527</id><published>2003-11-16T20:49:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-16T20:49:27.640Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>How exciting!I'm going to be putting up my Harry Potter fanfic soon - tomorrow if I can get it typed up by then. Hurrah! I'm sort of excited and nervous at the same time.I think this one is better than my Alex/Carolynne one (but you should still read that). Tis written in the third person, but it changes viewpoints as the story progresses - how exciting! And I will reveal now that the title </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106901574613521527'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106901574613521527'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106901574613521527' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-106898059832765426</id><published>2003-11-16T11:03:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-16T11:09:36.670Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Oh no! Disaster!Obviously Susanne's "not a lesbian" claims have put the voting public off, because she was in the bottom two last night! Okay, okay, so she was pretty dreadful too, but that's not the point! She's still the acest person in the competition. Hopefully she'll be able to find a Beatles song that she can do well - any ideas people?And so, we say goodbye to Andy Krazy Wanbker. *sob*</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106898059832765426'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106898059832765426'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106898059832765426' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-106891358113566581</id><published>2003-11-15T16:26:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-15T16:27:30.640Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>And you thought Where Is The Love was bad!Unfortunately, the Black Arse Peas don't seem to be content with being a one hit wonder. Oh no, they have to go and release another song! For some bizarre reason, it seems quite popular too, which frankly baffles me. It's called Shut Up, and not only is it worse than Where Is The Love, it's also nearly as bad as Kelly Osbourne's song of the same name.</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106891358113566581'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106891358113566581'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106891358113566581' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-106890790629452750</id><published>2003-11-15T14:51:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-15T14:52:06.560Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Some thoughts.I really can't be botherd to go into detail about these things, so I will be brief!- How hot does Rachel look in her new video?- How ace were Girls Aloud on CD:UK today? Nicola! Side ponytail! Cheryl! Short hair again! Dancers! Skipping Ropes!- Will is performing Love The One You With on CD:UK soon! Hurrah!- Vote for Susanne on Pop Idol tonight, even if she's crap!- How ace </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106890790629452750'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106890790629452750'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106890790629452750' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-106872943134609120</id><published>2003-11-13T13:17:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-13T13:17:30.076Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>In Now magazine, lovely Susanne has revealed...... that she is not a lesbian.Dammit!</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106872943134609120'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106872943134609120'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106872943134609120' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-106872936108356329</id><published>2003-11-13T13:16:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-13T13:16:42.233Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>This is a boring post, but one I'd quite like you all to read anyway.How the fuck do I change my archive templates so they alway show my current sidebar rather than the sidebar they had at the time? Because, you may have noticed that in some of the early archives, you can't read the whole thing because it stops when the sidebar stops. It's very annoying, and if anyone knows how to rectify this,</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106872936108356329'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106872936108356329'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106872936108356329' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-106864618413073548</id><published>2003-11-12T13:59:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-12T14:41:49.366Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Oh, the conflicting loyalties!Next week, much crapness will ensue, because Girls Aloud and Alex Parks are both releasing singles, and frankly, I don't know which one I like best. I've been listening to Maybe That's What It Takes a lot recently, and I just keep *heart*ing it more and more, but then again, the same can be said of Jump. MTWIT is ace and lovely and makes me go all emotional like a </summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106864618413073548'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106864618413073548'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106864618413073548' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-5561987.post-106864313061081509</id><published>2003-11-12T13:18:00.000Z</published><updated>2003-11-12T13:18:47.976Z</updated><title type='text'></title><summary type='text'>Thank the lord!It turns out that Blogger hasn't gone shit at all, it's just that previously I was using a crap old computer. Now I am finally back on a decent XP computer, Blogger is normal and as ace as ever. Hurrah! *revives Blogger and apologises profusely for killing it*</summary><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106864313061081509'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/5561987/posts/default/106864313061081509'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://escargotcafe.blogspot.com/2003_11_01_archive.html#106864313061081509' title=''/><author><name>Julia</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/06412552883209364471</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='16' height='16' src='http://img2.blogblog.com/img/b16-rounded.gif'/></author></entry></feed>
